Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
