He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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