Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
