That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Too much gin, very little bucket
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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