okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
