My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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