We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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