I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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