It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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