You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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