why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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