Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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