you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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