Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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