I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You took a bar mat shot.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Please don't give away my fajitas
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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