Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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