Soap is not a condiment
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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