Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
do nipples grow back?
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