Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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