Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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