Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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