i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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