How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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