Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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