what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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