2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Can Purell be used as lube?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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