I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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