fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's JV to your varsity
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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