We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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