he wants to bone in the snuggie
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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