Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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