Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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