she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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