I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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