Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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