it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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