just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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