That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She's the barista slut.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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