we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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