You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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