I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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