Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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