he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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