Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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