dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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