i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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