We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
why do cheetos always look like penises
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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