New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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