So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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