I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
