that's an acceptable place to lick
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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