isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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