bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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