Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I currently don't understand fingers.
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