Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
do herpes really smell.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
3 2 1 whiskey
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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