i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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