Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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