I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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