Rock
Scissors
Fuck
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
