new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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